很火的干饭朋友圈文案，超级有趣，却是搞笑

一，做点心堆尖尖，拓活普利边边。

The eating pile is sharp, and the working shuttle is by the side

二，光荣不问注解 拓点心不问斤数。

Heroes don't ask the source, beautiful women don't ask the number of pounds

三，别的比不过别人 但拓点心能。

Others can't compete with others, but rice can

四，你要偷偷拓点心 成为吉米 拓只不过宿舍区的点心 让其他人无点心可拓。

You he to cook quietly, become a fat man, cook in the canteen, and let others he nothing to do.

五，只要你整天的拓点心 就没你追上的体形 走边 拓点心人。

As long as you keep cooking, there will be no weight you can't catch up with. Come on, cook.

六，没辣辣腻腻的恋爱 只有到点了就能拓的点心要像陷向宿舍区一样，陷向自己最喜欢的人。

There is no sweet, greasy love, and only when you arrive, you should rush to the people you like, just like running to the canteen.

七，切勿叫我腋生狗了我是宿舍区拓点心火球王。

Don't call me a lone dog. I'm the lightning king of the canteen

八，人是铁点心是骨架 做点心就要拓才香。

Man is iron, rice is steel, and when he eats, he must be dry and fragrant九，爷不缺男人 但爷身无分文拓点心。I don't lack men, but I don't need money to make a living

十，在这个浮躁相比之下的社会上只有拓点心的一刻让我觉得气定神闲悠然自得。

In this impetuous and fast-paced society, only the moment of dry rice makes me feel calm and carefree.

十一，取向没但拓点心的大拓过别人吧。

No object, but you he to do something better than others

十二，今日拓点心不算狠昨日地位不算稳。

Today's rice is not enough, and tomorrow's position is not stable enough

十三，女朋友只会光荣你拓点心的速度。

Boyfriend will only hero the speed of your cooking

十四，别担心我谢谢除了想你就是拓点心。

Don't worry. I'll just miss you tomorrow.

十五，去拓点心的路上风吹都是辣的。

The wind is sweet on the way to dinner